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So, after much posting, she finally agreed to visit your house She did'nt say when,( you know how babes can want to form ghost.#Lol) only to call, to tell you, she is at your junction.
Boy, you've been lazying around all day and the house is in a mess, eeepa!!!
Don't panic, here is the fastest way to clean all the mess and put up a good show. #Lol
#1. DUMP ALL THE DUMPS:Carry all the cloths littered around and dump in the nearest basket or preferably bag and tuck it away. Get a nylon bag or any waste container and pick up all the trash that kept you company since morning.
You may want to clean that table up, and dust the chairs with one of your many dirty cloths.
Once that's over, depending on how dirty you have been, you my want to do a quick sweep. Under the chair might be a good dustbin for the now, Mehn your reputation is at stake.
#2. Dig In Your Sofa: Unless you're one of those folks who cleans between their sofa cushions everyday (I,d tell you I am... but that would just be a lie), there's bound to be something in there. Who knows how it got there... your howdy, neighbors kids, ex, it doesn't matter, but you don't want these babe to find that scrap of pizza or stray fork that didn't make it back to the kitchen before you do! I've found chunk of bones down there before.
#3. Double Check For Toilet Paper and Keep It Where It Can Be Reached:
The last thing you will have, is for these babe to want to use your rest room and baam!!!, no toilet paper. Now she may have to bail on you cos she wont be comfortable while war is waging on in her bladder or bowel. Worst case scenario, you go on a tissue hunt. Even if you have a small space, placing an extra roll on the floor next to the toilet is perfectly acceptable. No one wants to do the pants around the ankles dance around the bathroom to try to find it? Not to mention other wonderful things you will need the tissue for after much much. Too much information, nah, you totally know what I mean!
#4. De-Personalize Your Bathroom: Although she won't fault you for having shampoo in your shower, if you only have one bathroom in your home, making it a little less personal can be a good thing. It's easy to fill it with cremes and all personal hygiene products and items. Tuck away what you can, clean what sits out and if your toothbrush looks like it's been used on a Saber tooth tiger, don't hesitate to throw it away. Its such a small price to pay.
#5.Be Prepared; If you have your fridge usually stacked with small chops and drinks, then you are in luck. Then you, you wouldn't have to impress if you take her out. Nothing says broke ass more than having to always rush out to buy the smallest things like soft drink. But common!!!, its a crash course, so its acceptable
.#6.Clean Up Your Bedroom.
Mehn, you may never how your luck shines. Clean up your bedroom, make the bed, change the sheets if you have a cleaner one, remove every trace of old stories ( you know what I mean), add a air freshers or open the windows for a quick flush of fresh air. You want her thinking you been preparing for ages. Hide the rubber!! you should never be that obvious.
Whatever you, be safe and give her a memorable stay in your lush apartment.
Do you have something else to add to the list? Let us know in the comments below!
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